when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Someone signed my nipple.
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