There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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