I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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