He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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