so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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