It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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