Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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