i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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