You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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