my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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