I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Holy shit dude........stairs
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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