that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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