Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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