Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.