I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"