she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.