i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass