Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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