So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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