Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
they're like a gay fantastic four
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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