Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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