Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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