So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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