Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
we should paint friendship bongs
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