I got chris browned last night
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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