you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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