you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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