Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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