North Korea, Best Korea!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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