i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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