thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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