at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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