She said her name was "party"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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