I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"