You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.