Porn is love you can see.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Come share oat with me in your robe
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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