That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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