Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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