you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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