She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?