At least make sure they are 18
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean