just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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