are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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