All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.