and you said cock pushups were impossible
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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