She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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