Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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