I CAN MOONWALK!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
No subtext here. People are naked.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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