my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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