If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I will be naked everywhere
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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