If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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