I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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