i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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