So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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