Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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