it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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