is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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