sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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