Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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