There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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