so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize